I needed to measure the girls for weight. Yes, believe it or not you measure goats and do a math formula and viola! – a weight guesstimate.
I am in the process of looking for a one night stand for one or both of my girls. The 4-legged ones. Just to be clear.
They need to be at a minimum weight of 80-85 pounds. No lower. Higher is fine. So, I took out my handy-dandy tape measure and went out to record their weights for this month. I use a tape measure because I already have one, and I don’t have to order a goat tape doing it this way.
While I was measuring one, I felt a tug on the part of the tape that was dangling. I ignored the first tug. At the second, I looked at it and saw this:
This was only about 10 seconds. It was in one piece when I went out there. Apparently one of them doesn’t want me to know how much she weighs. I got it anyhow.